There are times when I am not only glad to be gay, but glad that I’m not straight.
A TV commercial for some men’s body gel. A guy is washing in the shower and his girl/wife/whatever is at the sink on the other side of the curtain.
While he blithely soaps up with the stuff, she asks, “Honey, if you were to go with any of my friends, which one would it be?”
Behind the curtain, deer-in-the-headlights.
“I won’t be mad. Really. I just wanna know”.
Behind the curtain, you can see him searching in a panic for the exit.
Announcer: “Don’t you wish everything was as easy as BlahBlah Shower Gel?”
Yikes. I’ll take men anytime.
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