Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Very gay about gay marriage

Bruce Vilanch is a gay comedian. As homely as they come, he is very amusing and funny. I caught some of his act on TV.

At a gay wedding, it is considered very bad taste if either of the grooms have dated the priest.
An open bar should be a part of all gay weddings, including during the ceremony itself...for the sake of the parents.

The costs for a wedding of two gay men should be borne by the father of the bottom.

At a lesbian wedding, the costs should be borne by the mother of the girly one. And if there is no girly one --as is so often the case!-- then arm wrestling should settle it.



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